Selasa, 16 September 2014

MP.

HR : what is your name?
Muzo : MP sir
HR : In full please...
Muzo : Muzo Phiri
HR : your father's name?
Muzo : MP sir
HR : what does that mean?
Muzo : Melvin Phiri
HR : your native place?
Muzo : MP sir
HR : what's that?
Muzo : Muchinga Province
HR : what is your qualification?
Muzo : MP
HR : (angry) what is thaat?!!!
Muzo : Mathematics Professor
HR : so why do you need a job?
Muzo : it is because of MP sir
HR : meaning?
Muzo : Money Problems
HR : would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
Muzo : MP sir..
HR : and what is that??
Muzo : Marvelous Personality
HR : I see... I will get back to you..
Muzo : sir, how was my MP sir?
HR : and what's that again?
Muzo : My Performance..
HR : I think u hv an MP..
Muzo : m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
HR : Mental Problem!!! 
..Don't laugh alone......
I am almost MP too reading this !!
Mau Pingsan !!

Joke : Wife.

Suatu hari seorang lelaki bule Australia di Bali menerima pesan singkat dari tetangganya orang Indonesia...


"Dear Sir, Sorry I have been using your wife during night and day where your are not present at home, maybe using more than you are using, now I feel very much guilt, hope you will accept my sincere apologies"


Dan kemudian si lelaki bule dengan penuh emosi dan menceraikan istrinya. Beberapa hari kemudian si lelaki bule menerima pesan lagi dari tetangganya tersebut lagi-lagi membuatnya gila...........


"Sorry Sir I have mistaken spell, wifi not wife"


:)