In a Nursery School Canteen,
there's a basket of apples
with a notice written over it:
'Do not take more than one,
God is watching'
On d other counter
there's a... box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want,
God is busy watching d apples".
NEVER ACT SMART WITH today's generation..!!...
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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white …..
KID :- Now I understand why grandpa's hairs are all white.
Moral :- Don't be over smart ..
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Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head?
Mummy : Because he speaks only truth.
Child: Now I understand why ladies have long hair....
Moral:- Remain the same.
Dont laugh alone,
share with others.
:-)
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