130321-Joke: A CHINESE and an ITALIAN. Kentut.

A CHINESE and an ITALIAN entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the ITALIAN stole 3 chocolate bars.


As they left the store, the ITALIAN said to the CHINESE, "Man, I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."


CHINESE replied:
"You want to see something better?
Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."


So they went to the counter and the CHINESE said to the shopkeeper,
"Do you want to see magic?"


The shopkeeper replied, "Yes."


The CHINESE said,
"Give me one chocolate bar."


The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.


The CHINESE asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well.
He asked for the third, and finished that one too.


The shopkeeper asked:
"But where's the magic?"


The CHINESE replied:
"Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."


You just CAN'T beat a CHINESE...

Good morning, everyone
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Udin : "Pak, apa sih bahasa inggrisnya kentut?"

Guru : "Wind of change."


Udin : "Kentut yang tidak bunyi?"

Guru : "Sound of silence."


Udin : "Kentut yang ada ampasnya?"

Guru : "Dust in the wind."


Udin : "Kentut yang gak disengaja?"

Guru : "Careless whisper."


Udin : "Kentut yang terhimpit?"

Guru : "Please release me."


Udin : "Kentut yang bau banget?"

Guru : "Killing me softly..."


Udin : "Kalau kentut beracun?"
Guru : "Don't speak..."


Udin : "Kentut malam hari?"

Guru : "Wonderfull tonight."


Udin : "Orang yang sering kentut?"

Guru : "Someone like you."
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Khunaidi Husin