Joke: Lost the Wife.

‎​Man: I lost my wife.


Inspector: What is her height?

Man: I never noticed.


Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Man: Not slim, can be healthy


Inspector: Colour of the eyes?

Man: Never noticed


Inspector: Colour of hair?

Man: Changes according to season.


Inspector: What was she wearing?

Man: I don't remember exactly.


Inspector: Was somebody with her???

Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a
golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes,
blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly
broken, wearing a golden belt studded with blue
balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together...
And the man started crying....


Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!


Khunaidi Husin