MP.

HR : what is your name?
Muzo : MP sir
HR : In full please...
Muzo : Muzo Phiri
HR : your father's name?
Muzo : MP sir
HR : what does that mean?
Muzo : Melvin Phiri
HR : your native place?
Muzo : MP sir
HR : what's that?
Muzo : Muchinga Province
HR : what is your qualification?
Muzo : MP
HR : (angry) what is thaat?!!!
Muzo : Mathematics Professor
HR : so why do you need a job?
Muzo : it is because of MP sir
HR : meaning?
Muzo : Money Problems
HR : would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
Muzo : MP sir..
HR : and what is that??
Muzo : Marvelous Personality
HR : I see... I will get back to you..
Muzo : sir, how was my MP sir?
HR : and what's that again?
Muzo : My Performance..
HR : I think u hv an MP..
Muzo : m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
HR : Mental Problem!!! 
..Don't laugh alone......
I am almost MP too reading this !!
Mau Pingsan !!