The difference between the two words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED".

My dear, 

no English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED".

 Some people say there's no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED, but there is:

 When u marry the right woman, 

  U're COMPLETE .... 

and when u marry the wrong woman, 

  U're FINISHED.... 

And when your right wife catches u with another woman, 

   u're.... COMPLETELY FINISHED!.....

 And when your right wife likes shopping so much, 

   u're ... FINISHED COMPLETELY ....